Reader!!! Come quick!!! It's terrible!!! It's terrible, what they've done!!!
Just a little while ago, I was the star of the front page. I got so much room to talk, and to insult you. Remember when I insulted you? You liked it, right? I had all those cool text animations and everything! And now?
I'm stuck in a little box, competing for screen space with a door.
Why, oh why, did we have to go for a zany theme? Who actually likes college?
Well, I have a thing I'm supposed to read to you...
"Welcome to RLPU", or whatever. "You're currently staring at the door of your dorm room. You can navigate around campus by clicking the image or by using the arrows", through all the buggy pages we weren't patient enough to actually finish... it just goes on and on...
Oh, here's the part about new stuff. You can read a new blog post about building the website by... looking in the admin building... it's outside the dorms, to the left.
Then, in the lit hall, there's... something about a page. Like, paper? I don't know, I'm really bummed about this whole thing.
Well, go ahead. Click on the door or whatever. Give it all your attention. I'll be right here, trying to figure out how to undo website changes. Farewell, dear reader.
