Please visit the Subway on Park Avenue.
Franchise owners aren't supposed to record their own advertisements, but I just don't have any options left.
Each of our sandwich artists are the Van Goghs of the modern day. The sandwiches they make together are masterpieces. You WON'T regret getting a sandwich here. I love my employees.
I don't know why we get so few customers, but the sandwich artists think it's their fault, and they're taking it really hard. Every month, we lose between three and five sandwich artists to the sheer emotional toll it takes to have good work go unappreciated. Every time you DON'T have a sandwich from the Subway at Park Avenue - They're so brave, but I can tell they're all holding back tears. Morale is low.
I've tried everything to raise their spirits. Ice cream parties, a bounce house, double the Christmas bonuses. It hasn't been enough. My sandwich artists deserve nothing but the best, and my only remaining course of action is to come before you, hat in hand, and beg:
If you want to eat a sandwich, please get a sandwich from the Subway on Park Avenue. It'll be the best sandwich you've ever tasted.