"Good evening, to all those who celebrate. Welcome... to Paranormal Accounts. Every day, ordinary people like you and I find themselves brushing against forces from other worlds. Ghosts, aliens, creatures of myth - but their experiences are too often dismissed by the public. Swept under the rug by... others. Tonight, and every night, we are here to tell their stories.
"I have some fascinating guests to interview tonight, so stay tuned. I'll also read some messages from our generous sponsors. In the meantime, I'll play some music. How about a classic song from somewhere in the '80s?"
"Like the wind
You came here runnin'
Take the consequence of livin'..."