"Hi, I'm Dr. Perry. Traditional dentistry is a complicated and often uncomfortable process, both for clients and for the dentists, as well. Trust me, we're not thrilled about sticking our hands all in your mouth, either! I used to work at a dentistry office in Portsmouth, New Hampshire. One day, while I was scraping that hook thing us dentists use across some kid's gums, the little demon bit down right on my finger! That's the moment I knew: innovation in the field of dentistry was long overdue. I moved all the way to Oregon and opened my own office! Now, I'm teaching my hygienists to clean in brand new ways, ones that traditional dentists won't endorse for any amount of money. They're just too stuck in their ways.
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