You take a brochure off the table.
"Welcome new students! You made the right choice in RLPU: fake college, real magic!"
"Places to Go"
"Library: Our library is world-famous for its extensive collection and many students take the opportunity to study there as often as they can. People like to say that they are, but no, the bookshelves are not sentient."
Beneath the printed text, somebody's taken a permanent marker to this pamphlet:
"Currently closed due to water damage"
"Botanical Gardens: hosting a dozen different climates, the gardens are a perfect place to research wildlife, study exotic plants, or just relax somewhere the weather reminds you of home."
Again, there's more permanent marker:
"Closed due to a different instance of water damage."
"Make your own fun: each dorm comes outfitted with a radio, letting you explore the wild worlds of AM and FM to your heart's content!
